we’re so fun and really going through it at the moment. we’re like if chalk and cheese tasted good. we’re like if siblings weren’t related and also worked together professionally. we’re like dale and brennan from step brothers. we’re like if left and right bumped into each other and started working really well together. issie’s the emotional one (in her own words) who’s currently getting angry at the fact that adobe isn’t loading, munro’s just kind of vibing at the moment. issie’s the world record holder for doodles jump (in her dreams), and munro has the world’s best tesco meal deal that has since been removed from tescos, much to his dismay. issie says she is the one with the tunes, munro says he provides the atmosphere though. issie’s favourite colour is orange, munro made a whole powerpoint on why orange sucks. issie has a real affinity with water (as a drink), munro really likes water too but specifically at like 1 am. we just discovered issie cant do maths; not even one plus one. issie’s got the loudest voice in the room, and munro can be loud if the situation requires it (although one of our classmates disagrees). the two of us have very similar taste in maoams. an issie 1pm and a munro 1pm are two very different times. munro hasn’t worn a matching pair of socks since he was 5. issie doesn’t really wear matching socks either but mostly out of laziness. two sides of the river, both alike in dignity. in fair london, where we lay our scene from ancient grudge break to new mutiny where creative blood makes creative hands unclean from forth the fatal brains of these two foes. a pair of star-crossed creatives take their place whose misadventured piteous overthrows doth with their job bury their territorial race the fearful passage of their creative groove and the continuance of their land’s rage which, but their children’s jobs, naught could remove is now the two hours’ traffic to get to your stage the which, if you with patient eyes attend what here shall miss, our work shall strive to amend. issie can’t spell for shit so munro has to clean it up a lot.
if you want to talk to us just imagine the conversation
that being said we’re very good at yapping.